- If u can't dazzle them with ur wit,bamboozle them with ur bullshit
- Everyday When I get up, I look through Forbes list of richest people in America.If I am not there, I go to work...
- Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
- War never shows who is right, it always shows who is left!!!
- Don't ever look back in life, coz there might be a banana peel in the front.
- All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific .
- All that glitters is not "bald".
- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Make crime pay ; become a lawyer!!
- Too many crooks spoil the robbery.
- Don't argue with a fool. The spectators can't tell the difference.
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Keep smiling, it makes the others wonder what you are thinking about.
- Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to theirlevel and then they beat you with experience.
- Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect itback.
- 'Eureka' is Greek for 'This bath is too hot."
- Albert Einstein wrote:
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Constipated people don't give a crap.
- Death is hereditary.
- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
CREDITS
Absolutely everyone from whom i copied the bits and pieces to make one complete post!! Thanks!!!
